John the teleinterpreter: I’ll be happy to interpret for you.
Nurse Practitioner: blah-blah-blah
John the teleinterpreter: more blah-blah-blah
Nurse Practitioner: Mr. Interpreter, we have a live interpreter. (she hangs up).
What? I’m defunct? Tossed aside like a bad sandwich?
KEEP IT LIGHT
Please let me know anything humorous you heard as an interpreter.